Top 10 LIST

I read somewhere that, if you want to attract readers, you should publish LISTS. Apparently, people love to read LISTS - which is why you are reading this LIST post. So, I thought I would publish a top ten LIST of the reasons why you shouldn't post a top ten LIST.


The Top Ten Reason For NOT Publishing a Top Ten LIST
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10. Seven of the top 10 reasons are so lame no one laughs.
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9. You can't publish a list without having to insert a celebrity's name.
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8. - 2. These are the seven really lame reasons, so I am sparing you.
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1. Oprah!